Ding: Misery at Your Service

Once upon a time, spouses had a name for a misery that has persisted since people first inhabited the Earth. Nagging. But now we have “Ding.” It’s merely nagging in a different guise, and we even pay for the “pleasure” of a ceaseless stream of it. When did we begin...

Confessions of a Would-Be Car Thief

I have never stolen a car, but I have tried. More than once. The fact that I’ve been an unsuccessful car thief should count in my favour. Right? I have had a condition for decades, and I’m pretty sure it’s incurable. I suffer from CRB—Car Recognition Blindness. If...

My Mother Didn’t Have Me Tested

I’m sure there is a genetic mutation in my family, but my mother didn’t have me tested. It affects only women, so in my family, it is a mutation on the X Chromosome. There may be those with a Y Chromosome (men) who suffer from this condition, but not in my family....

Are You Feeling Shacky Whacky Yet?

Years ago, I had a co-worker from Newfoundland who described what we often term “cabin fever” as “shacky whacky.” It’s a delightful description of how I feel occasionally during the deep, dark winter, when the walls seem to take a step inward each day, and the snow...

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